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My singing is only good enough for back up. As long as I keep backing up out the door it's good!
I'm half Italian. The bottom half! I guess that's why I was asked the other day, do you beep when you back up?
I'm vegetarian, but there is one meat I eat! Yes, I am a girl! But I don't judge to each his own!!
What do golfers and the Queen of England have in common? They love Tea time!
Why do they say growing old since clearly every grandma and grandpa I've seen are getting smaller?
Why do they use the expression that you are crying the blues? Well I don't know about you, but my tears have always been clear?
Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer you get to the end the faster it goes! Plus when it gets to the end it really stinks!